Q: Do you know how to tell if the Bobcats called a running play?
A: The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Q: Do you know what Bobcats and opossums have in common?
A: Bot play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: Do you know what you call a Bobcat with a Championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Do you know what the Bobcats & Billy Graham have in common.
A: Both can make a stadium full of people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.
Q: Do you know how to keep Bobcats out of your back yard?
A: Put up goal posts.