Four football fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Big Sky conference team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans of their football team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Weber State fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting “This is for the Wildcats!” as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Northern Arizona fan threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming “This is for the Lumberjacks!”

Seeing this, the Grizzly fan walked over and shouted

“This is for everyone!” and pushed the Bobcat fan off the mountain.