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reinell30

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 Some fun stuff in these.
 
Forget Newton and Galileo.  Here are the real laws of nature: 

1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.  

5.Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
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6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument- Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors' Law- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.
 
 
♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
 
♦ Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
 
♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
 
♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
 
♦ Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
 
♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
 
♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
 
♦ Money talks ...but all mine ever says is "good-bye".
 
♦ You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
 
♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
 
♦ I can’t understand why women are okay that JCPenny has an older women’s clothing line named, “Sag Harbor".
 
♦ The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something for my next birthday.
 
♦The location of your mailbox shows how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
 
♦ I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
 
♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful was because nobody married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he was the town drunk.
 
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